Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Treason



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We've Been Hijacked
Held Hostage
Had our Cities Burned 
Our Citizens Terrorized
 Our Infrastructure Attacked
 Our Flag Desecrated 
Our History Raped
 Our Officers Murdered
 Our streets Overrun with Crimes against Humanity 
and 
Declarations of War

And We've Finally Brought The Terrorists To Justice.

--oh, no, wait, scratch that--

We've Given These Terrorists A Holiday
We've Met The Hijackers Demands
We've Apologized To Our Captors
For Being Such Ungrateful Hostages.

We've Handed over our lunch money
To the bully in the schoolyard,
And taken up a collection for more.

And while every C-cup who can read a script 
(a.k.a. "newscasters") 
pimps herself out to these perpetrators,
We've bent over,
Grabbed our ankles,
And thanked these criminals for the privilege.

Fancy that, America.
Both Villain and Victim
Guilty
Of
Treason.

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"Jesus wept."
-John 11:35

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Bounced.



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 So now we are offering counterfeit meaning to the masses 

No self sacrifice required,
 No self transcendence necessary,
 Take a trip around the board, collect $200, and bonus, avoid jail completely.

 This beautiful rubber check with 
"Your Life Matters
written convincingly in the memo,
Paid to you, the gullible recipient.

Not because you worked for it,
Not because you've ever done anything that remotely matters,
Not because you made a positive impact in another's life,
 Nope, no self-sacrifice required whatsoever.

You can sit on your butt, 
or, if you like,
March aimlessly down the street,
 Setting things on fire 
and smashing up others' property 
(something an unintelligent three-year-old could manage, by the way)

 And still, 
Your life gets to matter.

Catching on yet?
(even that three-year-old would get it at this point)

You've been played,  America. 

Seems BLM's throwaway poster child
was well-chosen;
The bills they're passing out
are as useless as his were,
and about as convincing.

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