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We've Been Hijacked
Held Hostage
Had our Cities Burned
Our Citizens Terrorized
Our Infrastructure Attacked
Our Flag Desecrated
Our History Raped
Our Officers Murdered
Our streets Overrun with Crimes against Humanity
and
Declarations of War
And We've Finally Brought The Terrorists To Justice.
--oh, no, wait, scratch that--
We've Given These Terrorists A Holiday
We've Met The Hijackers Demands
We've Apologized To Our Captors
For Being Such Ungrateful Hostages.
We've Handed over our lunch money
To the bully in the schoolyard,
And taken up a collection for more.
And while every C-cup who can read a script
(a.k.a. "newscasters")
pimps herself out to these perpetrators,
We've bent over,
Grabbed our ankles,
And thanked these criminals for the privilege.
Fancy that, America.
Both Villain and Victim
Guilty
Of
Treason.
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"Jesus wept."
-John 11:35